A Cuckoo, A Blond And A Million Dollars --- On Millionaire tehehe - WLS Journey Community Forums [Weight Loss Surgery Support]

Advanced Search


Registration is 100% FREE and only takes a moment...

The Humor Hut Chicken cross the road and you wanna tell us how? Tickle you funny bones here. Have fun ----> It's jokes people!


A Cuckoo, A Blond And A Million Dollars --- On Millionaire tehehe
A Cuckoo, A Blond And A Million Dollars --- On Millionaire tehehe
Thread Information: This thread has 0 replies and has been viewed 194 times

Reply  Post New Thread  Email Thread
 
Social Bookmarks Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 06-17-2009, 10:07 PM   Post #1 (permalink) • Tweet This Post  
The Journey Owner: Stylista Magnifique

MsJacquiiC's Avatar
Name: Jacquii Cooke
My Mood:
Last Online: 02-08-2012 03:50 PM
Join Date: May 2009
Rep Power: 152
MsJacquiiC will become famous soon enough
Posts: 574 Threads: 253
Thanks: 20
Thanked 15 Times in 11 Posts
The Journey Links:
View MsJacquiiC's Profile View MsJacquiiC's Photo Album Add MsJacquiiC's to Your Contacts View Social Groups View MsJacquiiC Blog
Post-Op
Surgery Type: Roux-en-Y Gastric Bypass
Default A Cuckoo, A Blond And A Million Dollars --- On Millionaire tehehe MsJacquiiC Started This Thread

Contestant Sally on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? had reached the final plateau.

If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $32,000 milestone money.

And as she suspected the Million Dollar Question was no pushover.

It was, "Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds?"
A) the condor
B) the buzzard
C) the cuckoo
D) the vulture
The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. She had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and Her Ask the Audience Lifeline. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline.

She hoped she would not have to use it because... Her friend was, well, a blonde.

But she had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices. The blonde responded unhesitatingly:

"That's easy. The answer is C: the cuckoo."

The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast.

She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving any answer except the one that her friend had given her.

And considering her friend was a blonde that would seem to be the logical thing to do. But her friend had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the contestant could not help but be convinced.

Crossing her fingers, Sally said, "C: The cuckoo."

"Is that your final answer?"

"Yes, that is my final answer."

"That answer is Absolutely correct! You are now a millionaire!"


Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and friends, including the blonde who had helped her win the million dollars.

"Jeni, I just do not know how to thank you," said the contestant. "How did you happen to know the right answer?"

"Oh! Come on," said the blonde. "Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build nests. They live in clocks."
Visit Our Sponsored Links





WLS Program :: New Life Center For Bariatric Surgery - Dr. Stephen Boyce
Lap Roux-en-Y: April 28, 2009 • Pre-op Highest Weight: 438 • Post-op Current Weight: 246
 


Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Google Bookmark this Post!Stumble this Post!
Reply  Post New Thread  Email Thread

  WLSJourney.org > Main Forum Index > Southern Hospitality? > The Humor Hut


Tags
blond, cuckoo, dollars, funny, humor, joke, million, millionaire, tehehe
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On





Powered by vBulletin® gets people talking.
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Some Custom Pages Using vBAdvanced CMPS
Site Owned & Maintained by JacquiiDesigns


Please Note The Following Disclaimer: The Journey is a WLS Support Group offered as a free online courtesy. The content found here is for informational purposes only and should not be misconstrued as representing medical advice. Consult your doctor before starting any weightloss program or exercise regiment.