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What women want in a man at age 22
* Handsome
* Charming
* Financially successful
* A caring listener
* Witty
* In good shape
* Dresses with style
* Appreciates finer things
* Full of thoughtful surprises
* An imaginative, romantic lover
What women want in a man at age 32
* Nice looking...preferably with hair
* Opens car doors, holds chairs
* Has enough money for a nice dinner
* Listens more than talks
* Laughs at her jokes
* Carries bags of groceries with ease
* Appreciates a good home cooked meal
* Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
* Seeks romance at least once a week
What women want in a man at age 42
* Not too ugly...bald head is fine
* Doesn't drive off until she's in the car
* Works steady...splurges on dinner out occasionally
* Nods head when she's talking
* Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
* Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
* Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
* Remembers to put the toilet seat down
* Shaves most weekends
What women want in a man at age 52
* Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
* Doesn't belch or scratch in public
* Doesn't borrow money too often
* Doesn't nod off to sleep when she's venting
* Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
* Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
* Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
* Remembers her name on occasion
* Shaves some weekends
What women want in a man at age 62
* Doesn't scare small children
* Remembers where bathroom is
* Doesn't require much money for upkeep
* Only snores lightly when asleep
* Remembers why he's laughing
* Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
* Usually wears some clothes
* Remembers where he left his teeth
* Remembers that it's the weekend
What women want in a man at age 72
* Breathing
* Doesn't miss the toilet
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