[MsJacquiiC]

Gentle Thoughts for Today...

• Birds of a feather flock together and poop on your car.
  
  
• When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
  
  
• A penny saved is a government oversight.
  
  
• The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight; because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
  
  
• The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement..
  
  
• He who hesitates is probably right.
  
  
• Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.'
  
  
• If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
  
  
• If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame.
  
  
• The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
  
  
• There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
  
  
• Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs.'
  
  
• Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
  
  
• The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
  
  
• Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way... I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved!
  
  
• You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
  
  
• Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
  
  
• First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then, you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
  
  
• Dear Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder, and your hand over my mouth... Amen!!